Funny little things

Some of the funniest things are just the things that are said throughout a given day or week. Here are a couple of them:


The scene - rushing to get to work and school
Mommy: Let's hit the road Jack
Akins: I'm not Jack
Mommy: You're not Jack, well then who are you?
Akins: Junior
Mommy: Oh, well where is Jack?
Akins: I don't know
Mommy: No, see it's just a saying, it comes from a song - (singing) hit the road Jack don't ya come back no more, no more.....
Akins: laughing
Mommy: (singing) hit the road Akins and don't ya come back no more......
Akins: Laughing harder
Mommy: Let's hit the road Jack
Akins: I'm not Jack

The scene - Mommy talking on the phone with Grandma
Mommy: - Yeah so the court date was postponed until the 25th so I will have to leave the court house go to the airport jump on a plane because I have to be in Orlando for a meeting on the 26th.
Akins: Mommy, you're going on a airplane?
Mommy: Yeah, but not for a long time - in Feburary
Akins: You're going on an airplane?
Mommy: Yes, but don't worry it is a long time from now
The scene - 4 hours later laying in bed after just reading a story
Akins: Mommy, you go on a plane?
The scene - 2 days later
Akins: Mommy, you going on a plane?
Great I will hear this everyday until the end of Feb. big mistake