Two Chickens and Two Colas

Okay, by now you should know that EVERYTHING relates to chicken. Most sentences go something like this:

Mommy "Tell the lady thank you".
Akins " Thank you chicken"

or

Mommy "What do you want to do with Grandma on Wednesday night for you second date"?
Akins " Ah, chicken"

You get the picture right?

This weekend we were out for swimming lessons and he starts in on the chicken things. He informs everyone that I am a chicken, Grandma is a chicken and he and Lorea are both Colas". Why Cola you ask? Because Lorea works for Coca COLA! Duh!

Almost all conversations especially questions include one or more of the following - chicken, donut, cola. The weird part...he seldom gets and pop/soda and I think he has only had donuts once or twice EVER. So, why??? I haven't a clue!